Cityism #94: They're not playing that movie where you live. Whaaat!?

Just wait for it on DVD? I guess.

Cityism #93: May I talk to your manager?

But, really, where the hell is he? No, no--you listen to me.

Cityism #92: It's fun to call the delivery guy on a rainy day...just because you can.

Cityism #91: Writers are celebrities here.

Word.

Cityism #90: Guess what? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Cityism #89: You always have visitors. Family, friends, colleagues, etc.

People slip and slide out of this city faster than shedding water weight with Ex-lax.

Cityism #88: It's annoying that "Gossip Girl-like" is such a common adjective nowadays...